Think 'ancient Briton'
(Set to the tune - Men Of Harlech Trad.)
What's the use in wearing braces,
Vests and pants and boots with laces?
Half a pint of woad in place is better for the soul.
Britons they adore it
Romans they abhor it
Ancient Britons never hit on
Anything as good as woad to fit on
neck or knees or where you sit on
Best of all is woad.