Where in the Name of Jesse James Were You?Mature

11 - Heckling buskers downtown
12- Putting footprints on the ceiling
13 - Shaking down schoolchildren for lunch money
14 - Performing as clowns in the circus with my psychiatrist, my otolaryngologist, and
        my parole officer (all really funny guys/ladies!)
15 - Looking for dimes in the fountain at the town square
16 - Getting matching tattoos with my accountant

21 - Doing groundskeeping at the cemetery
22- At the Typesetters' Ball (Dans le Printemps)
23- Building a virtual reality simulator
24 - In the dunking booth at the county fair
25 - Sneaking into my ex's house while he/she was at work
26 - Doing transcriptions for "Harpsichord Hero"
 

31 - Snowboarding with the book club
32 - Ushering at the monster truck jam
33 - At an orgy
34 - Stocking up on argyle socks
35 - Hiding from the store detective in the dressing room
36 - Recording a "Town & Country" album (new musical genre - sophisticated songs 
        
for simple folks)

41 - Following the Three Tenors on tour
42 - Swimming with porpoises
43 - Trying on my superhero costume
44 - Casing the bank
45 - Singing nonsense words at karaoke night, on purpose
46 - Squeezing into a phone booth with sixteen other people
 

51 - Tagging a highway overpass
52 - Competing in a wet T-shirt contest
53 - Getting my navel pierced
54 - Hijacking a church bus
55 - Following strangers around the grocery store
56 - Watering my friend's marijuana plants
 

61 - Giving unsolicited reading recommendations at the bookstore
62 - Doing the "Nothing" dance on top of the tallest building nearby
63 - Drawing caricatures at a fancy restaurant
64 - Walking the picket line at the newspaper
65 - Playing the white queen's knight in a game of human chess
66 - Checking the tourist traps

 

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