Message Boards

Parody no. 8: 

Parody of: cookie Jar (gym class heroes)

I like the people
They like me
The sites quite a good
Community 

I like it a lot 
And it's cool
I want to be nice
But I can't keep my rants out the message boards?

My Rant my rants my my my rants my rants
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my, uh, my
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my, uh, my
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my rants off the message boards

You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause day after day I'm such a gumpy man
You can say anything 'cause it'll make me complain
And then I get banned for bein' such a flamer

I get so angry that
I see a hotel with a rat
I have to complain
Cause, I am such a grumpy man

And I don't know what to do 
I guess I'll just complain 'bout you
But I am insane 'cause I have to complain
And the truth of the matter is

I like the people
They like me
The sites quite a good
Community

I like it a lot
And it's cool
I want to be nice
But I can't keep my rants out the message boards

My Rant my rants my my my rants my rants
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my, uh, my
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my, uh, my
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my rants off the message boards

I got a thing for complaining to randomers
About issues very trivial
Anything you can think of
from Breadcrums to pokemon
Or the clensiness of my mom 

And I don't know what to do 
I guess I'll just complain 'bout you
But I am insane 'cause I have to complain
And the truth of the matter is

I like the people
They like me
The sites quite a good
Community

I like it a lot 
And it's cool
I want to be nice
But I can't keep my rants out the message boards

My Rant my rants my my my rants my rants
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my, uh, my
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my, uh, my
Cant keep my rants, my rants, my rants off the message boards

Im a monsterof a meanie
I'm so grumpy don't you see?
A person has to complain
If they get out of bead the wrong way

Can?t keep my Rants, my hands, my ha uh my
Can?t keep my Rants, my hands, my Rants of the message boards

And there you have it haha
I tried my best
I went to Ranters anonymous 
I guess Im a failure
So do 'yknow what I decided to do
I complained about it...

The End

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