Hot Dog

Parody no. 5

Parody of; Rockstar (Nichealback)

I'm through with standin in line
at the Ice cream van
It's like packed so much
And I'm never gonna eat
This lunch just hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(tell me what you want)

I want a Pizza
On it peperoni
And a load of chips
in a king size tub
Big enough for ten thousand and three

(so what ya need)

I need a a food stand thats got no limit
to the amount of food they can feed with it
Gonna get some food
If it has to be at thirty-seven thousand feet


(so how ya gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade these abs for a big fat belly
And I'm gonna eat 'till it's midnight in miami

Cause we all just wanna eat big hot dogs
the size of houses
or even fifteen cars
The food comes easy
And hopefully cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Evn though we'll just eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest Restaruants
And we'll even eat with the movie stars
Every good fast foods
Gonna close one day
But we'll be there
Every day

And well...
Hey hey I wanna big hot dog
Hey hey I wanna big hot dog

I wanna eat like Elvis and more than him
Hire some personal chef who like to cook up mussels
Enter competitions
so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have a quesadilla haha)

I'm satisfy my hunger
with the greatest foods
Get a private kitchen with loads of cooking utensils
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
eat with me

(so how ya gonna do it)

(so how ya gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade these abs for a big fat belly
And I'm gonna eat 'till it's midnight in miami

Cause we all just wanna eat big hot dogs
the size of houses
or even fifteen cars
The food comes easy
And hopefully cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Evn though we'll just eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest Restaruants
And we'll even eat with the movie stars
Every good fast foods
Gonna close one day
But we'll be there
Every day

And well...
Hey hey I wanna big hot dog
Hey hey I wanna big hot dog

I'm gonna eat those foods
That nobody dares to
Gonna eat my way
Through a massive Pizza
Get washed-up cooks making all my foods
and eat 'em every night so they don't get 'em wrong

(so how ya gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade these abs for a big fat belly
And I'm gonna eat 'till it's midnight in miami

Cause we all just wanna eat big hot dogs
the size of houses
or even fifteen cars
The food comes easy
And hopefully cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Evn though we'll just eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest Restaruants
And we'll even eat with the movie stars
Every good fast foods
Gonna close one day
But we'll be there
Every day

(so how ya gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade these abs for a big fat belly
And I'm gonna eat 'till it's midnight in miami

Cause we all just wanna eat big hot dogs
the size of houses
or even fifteen cars
The food comes easy
And hopefully cheap
We'll all stay skinny
Evn though we'll just eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest Restaruants
And we'll even eat with the movie stars
Every good fast foods
Gonna close one day
But we'll be there
Every day

And well...
Hey hey I wanna big hot dog
Hey hey I wanna big hot dog

 

 

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