Heeeeeey! Oh, do you wanna get buff, do you wanna be tough? Do you wanna have a good spak'in new deal? Walk right down the street to your own Fat Cow Club Conventional! Heeeeey! Oh, do you wanna get hip, do you wanna get chub, do you wanna get blubber in that tum?
GO TO THE FAT COW CLUB CONVENTIONAL!
Boy: Mmmmm! A greasy cheeseburger and squshy fries. (He takes a bite, and wearly gags!)
Girl: Mmmm! A lumpy shake that lookes like cottage cheese! Nearly barfable!
(Off stage, "You're fired!")