Beth and the Santa costume sketch
(A Cat walk with lots of camera flashes. Emma and Poppy Enter)
Emma: Hello and welcome to our annual (Aside: though this is our first one...) fashion show!
Poppy: We hope you are having fun! We will now have our final model...
(Curtains open and out comes Beth tied up and in a Santa outfit! Cecilia prods Beth in the back)
Beth: Ho…Ho bleedin’ Ho!
(Everyone rolls around laughing on the floor. Beth gives T-eyes as only she can. She then checks that no one is looking and runs off)
Emma: (realising Beth is gone) Hey, where’s she gone?
(The lights go off rustling of costumes being forced on)
(Lights turn back on and Emma, Cecilia and Poppy are dressed in Christmas outfits; Emma is ace of hearts, Poppy is Frosty the snowman and Cecilia is Rudolph. Beth is in the middle of the stage)
Beth: Now we are all equal!
Emma: (looks critically at self...no not Beth!)...Why am I the Ace of hearts? This is nothing to do with Christmas.
(Cecilia goes cross eyed looking at her flashing/red nose)