All characters belong to DethnusAckerarose, this parody focuses on the banter between two of them, It was too hard to include them all. Hope you enjoy!
(Somewhere on a winding road)
Zane: We-have-to-find-my-brother! What-are-you-doing!?
Thorn: Just stopping to rest my legs Zane sweetie, sit down and relax.
Zane: You're as weak as you are irritating!
Thorn: (Mocking him in grunts) You-weak- I- strong- I- grunt- uh-uh-uh (she laughs as Zane goes red) lighten up misery guts!
Zane: I don't think you realise how important this is!
Thorn: Everything's end of the world this and we have to do this or we die that. Can't we just sit down and stretch our legs for ten minutes?
Zane: You don't know what sort of scum are around here! We could be killed if we stop for too long!
Thorn: Well I'd rather die smiling than die a marching misery
Zane: Then you're a fool that knows nothing of honour and duty and...
(Thorn yawns and clasps her palm in and out to mimic his endless talking)
Zane: (noticing this) And now you're disrespecting me!
Thorn: If I really disrespected you, would I still be here?
Zane: You'd be helping me track my brother like you told me you would!
Thorn: Not everyone obeys every word you say, maybe that didn't teach you that in your stuffy castle but you need a reality check.
Zane: I need a reality check!?
Thorn: Why yes Zane honey
Thorn (giggling) So cute
Zane: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CUTE ABOUT ME!
Thorn: Sure there isn't, Mr too upper class to even call me a bitch and Mr I can use shoot pretty icicle's from my fingers...
Zane: Shut up...
Thorn: You think you're so dark and mysterious but you're so easy to read and so dull...
Zane: If I'm so dull than why are you laughing at me?
Thorn: Because of how stubborn you are! It's funny! Being around you is entertaining because you're so uptight and fun to wind you up...
Zane: So this is just fun to you!?
Thorn: Oh sorry Zane my darling, am I a thorn in your side to you?
(Zane strides on ahead, Thorn follows him)
Thorn: Sorry, but you are being about prickly...
(He tries to stride along faster, Thorn keeps up with him)
Thorn: I mean I must be a right sharp pain in the butt right?
Zane (exploding) SANDS! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!
Thorn: Looks like I hit a point, still, Such a gentlemen, you still didn't swear.
(Zane simply moves onwards)
Thorn: Any other man would have raped me by now, or had thoughts of it. You're so different and weirdly enough I like it.
Zane: Well I don't like you, so just help me track my brother and we'll never have to see each other again.
Thorn: Aw, I don't like the sound of that, we were just getting to know each other.
Zane: No we weren't
Thorn: So stubborn.
Zane: So irritating.
Thorn: So... now were walking along we... might as well pass the time.
Zane: We've spoken enough! Let's stay silent and wary
(Silence is achieved for 10 seconds)
Thorn: No screw this... I'm bored, let's play I spy!
Zane: You are not serious.
Thorn: I spy something starting with M and ending in D. Guess what it is?
Thorn: Moody bastard!
Zane: You're meant to stick with one word.
Thorn: Oh get competive are we? Okay then moody bastard let's hear your's.
Zane: No. I'm not playing this.
Thorn: Fine, let's build an ice palace with your powers instead.
Zane: N-O spells no!
Thorn: Don't say No, just let it go!
Let It Go!
Let It Go!
Can't hold it back anymore! Sing with me!
Zane: Oh okay I will let it go! You are a bitch!
Thorn: AND FINALLY THE REGAL IMAGE IS LOST!
Zane: No it isn't, I am simply pissed with you
Thorn: Speaking like a commoner keep it coming, this is bonding alright
Zane: NO IT ISN'T!
Thorn: Mr No Man should be your new nickname say Yes for once it may change your life...
Thorn: Oh let it go! Let it go... (sings on driving Zane insane)