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(Tim and Emma enter an abandoned house)
Tim: So Em, my dearest partner in crime, who will we pull a prank on today?
Emma: Tim, I ain't in the mood, so if we can just drop it...
Tim: Oh come on!
Emma: NO! Jeez, we just relax here for a little while. we barely got out of our last situation, were not taking stupid risks like that again. Besides here we are out of the way and...
Tim: If were so out of the way, then who are those people outside?
Emma: Don't lie
Tim: I'm being serious, they have a TV camera and everything.
(Emma peers outside)
Yvette Fielding: And today the crew of Most Haunted has come to this house in rural Alabama, to investigate the paranormal occurrences here...
Emma: Are you for real?
Yvette: Entering the house (shudders for dramatic effect) can you feel that, I feel all cold.
Everyone else: Yeah, I feel it too.
(Emma and Tim are standing right next to them)
Emma: Well looks like we don't have to do anything to make this a prank. Our mere presence here will affect these people.
Yvette: So I can feel a cold spot right over here. (Points at spot away from where Emma and Tim are)
Tim: HEY LADY! WERE OVER HERE!
Yvette: Yes, I can feel a presence right here.
Emma: If I punched them? Would they notice a Presence then?
Yvette: And now we go to our medium Derek, Derek what are you feeling here?
Tim: Thin air no doubt.
Derek: Yes I'm feeling a presence here, I'm feeling the presence of a male...
Tim: They have noticed me! Yes!
Derek: A 40-ish year old man, long black hair, very haughty face, his glaring at me, telling me the most horrible things... I think we have a demonic entity with us.
(Tim face drops as Emma laughs at him)
Emma: Spot on! I think he got your appearance spot on Tim!
Tim: (angrily) I'm going to spit on this guy! See how he reacts to a bit of ectoplasm!
Emma: DON'T DO ANYTHING RECKLESS I...!
Derek: I CAN SENSE ANOTHER SPIRIT! IT'S SCREAMING AT ME...!
Emma: Oh My God, looks like I've been noticed.
Derek: (bending over) I... I...
Emma: Hang on a sec, were not possessing him.
Tim: I'd want too, just for the sake of getting him out of here and telling everyone how OTT there being.
Derek (bursting out): MARY LOVES DICK!
Yvette: OH MY GOD! DEREK HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY A DEMON!
(Derek is carried off by the crew as Yvette explains to the camera)
Yvette: This usually never occurs to Derek, which goes to show some highly active paranormal activity and that the spirits here are at work...
Emma: At work? All we've done is stood here.
Yvette: Dark forces move against us...
(At the door, Derek continues to twitch and scream)
Emma: These people deserve Oscars.
Tim: Can we leave, these people are scaring me, and that is rather ironic.
Emma (looking around at the madness): Let's get out of this madhouse...
(Later, they residing in an abandoned mansion)
Tim: Well, guess we can relax here.
Emma: Yeah, no more weird paranormal investigation shows...
(The doors burst open)
Jason: This is Jason Hawes! And Grant Wilson with another episode of Ghost Hunters!
Emma: Oh for crying out loud what's next the Ghostbusters!?
Tim: The hell with that! Let's get out of here!
(They do so, ending up in a small hut in the middle of nowhere)
Emma: Oh-kay! Nothing and nobody can get us here!
Tim: Yeah, I mean who would?
(The doors burst open)
Zak Bagans: ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING GHOSTS, WHERE YOU AT!?
Tim: For the love of...
Nick: This is a new episode of Ghost Adventures.
Emma: Well at least we can escape like we always do.
Zak: Aaron get ready for the lockdown! We will spend twelve hours locked in this haunted cottage! With no way to get out!
Tim and Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zak (voiceover): Just then, we caught a chilling EVP.
EVP recorder: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tim: They can hear us!
Emma: We are so screwed!
Tim (smiling): Maybe not, maybe, we can... shall we say... have some fun with these guys.
Emma: No Tim! The effects will be Catastrophic!
Tim: Well then they'll be The Catastrophic Games of you and Me! Now come on!
(They prepare for their latest "prank")