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(Tim and Emma enter an abandoned house)

Tim: So Em, my dearest partner in crime, who will we pull a prank on today?

Emma: Tim, I ain't in the mood, so if we can just drop it...

Tim: Oh come on! 

Emma: NO! Jeez, we just relax here for a little while. we barely got out of our last situation, were not taking stupid risks like that again. Besides here we are out of the way and...

Tim: If were so out of the way, then who are those people outside?

Emma: Don't lie

Tim: I'm being serious, they have a TV camera and everything.

(Emma peers outside)

Yvette Fielding: And today the crew of Most Haunted has come to this house in rural Alabama, to investigate the paranormal occurrences here...

Emma: Are you for real?

Yvette: Entering the house (shudders for dramatic effect) can you feel that, I feel all cold.

Everyone else: Yeah, I feel it too.

(Emma and Tim are standing right next to them)

Emma: Well looks like we don't have to do anything to make this a prank. Our mere presence here will affect these people.

Yvette: So I can feel a cold spot right over here. (Points at spot away from where Emma and Tim are)

Tim: HEY LADY! WERE OVER HERE! 

Yvette: Yes, I can feel a presence right here.

Emma: If I punched them? Would they notice a Presence then?

Yvette: And now we go to our medium Derek, Derek what are you feeling here?

Tim: Thin air no doubt.

Derek: Yes I'm feeling a presence here, I'm feeling the presence of a male...

Tim: They have noticed me! Yes!

Derek: A 40-ish year old man, long black hair, very haughty face, his glaring at me, telling me the most horrible things... I think we have a demonic entity with us.

(Yvette gasps)

Yvette: Really?

Derek: Yes.

(Tim face drops as Emma laughs at him)

Emma: Spot on! I think he got your appearance spot on Tim! 

Tim: (angrily) I'm going to spit on this guy! See how he reacts to a bit of ectoplasm!

Emma: DON'T DO ANYTHING RECKLESS I...!

Derek: I CAN SENSE ANOTHER SPIRIT! IT'S SCREAMING AT ME...!

Emma: Oh My God, looks like I've been noticed. 

Derek: (bending over) I... I... 

Emma: Hang on a sec, were not possessing him.

Tim: I'd want too, just for the sake of getting him out of here and telling everyone how OTT there being. 

Derek (bursting out): MARY LOVES DICK! 

(Silence)

Emma: Wat?

Yvette: OH MY GOD! DEREK HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY A DEMON!

(Derek is carried off by the crew as Yvette explains to the camera)

Yvette: This usually never occurs to Derek, which goes to show some highly active paranormal activity and that the spirits here are at work...

Emma: At work? All we've done is stood here.

Yvette: Dark forces move against us...

(At the door, Derek continues to twitch and scream)

Emma: These people deserve Oscars.

Tim: Em?

Emma: What?

Tim: Can we leave, these people are scaring me, and that is rather ironic.

Emma (looking around at the madness): Let's get out of this madhouse...

(Later, they residing in an abandoned mansion)

Tim: Well, guess we can relax here.

Emma: Yeah, no more weird paranormal investigation shows...

(The doors burst open)

Jason: This is Jason Hawes! And Grant Wilson with another episode of Ghost Hunters! 

Emma: Oh for crying out loud what's next the Ghostbusters!?

Tim: The hell with that! Let's get out of here! 

(They do so, ending up in a small hut in the middle of nowhere)

Emma: Oh-kay! Nothing and nobody can get us here! 

Tim: Yeah, I mean who would?

(The doors burst open)

Zak Bagans: ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING GHOSTS, WHERE YOU AT!?

Tim: For the love of...

Nick: This is a new episode of Ghost Adventures.

Emma: Well at least we can escape like we always do.

Zak: Aaron get ready for the lockdown! We will spend twelve hours locked in this haunted cottage! With no way to get out! 

Tim and Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Zak (voiceover): Just then, we caught a chilling EVP.

EVP recorder: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tim: They can hear us! 

Emma: We are so screwed! 

Tim (smiling): Maybe not, maybe, we can... shall we say... have some fun with these guys.

Emma: No Tim! The effects will be Catastrophic! 

Tim: Well then they'll be The Catastrophic Games of you and Me! Now come on! 

(They prepare for their latest "prank") 

The End

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