AMCOLIN96- The Mortality Tale ParodyMature

(Greg, Danny and Wilhelmina walk into a white room)

(Silence)

Greg: Okay, Imma be the first to say it, where the rootin' tootin' hell are we?

Wilhelmina: A mysterious white room, duh brain.

Danny: Ugh, I don't need to be here.

Wilhelmina: Oh go back to Buckingham Palace and go insult some peasants, we're bored of your presence here Damien.

Danny: I'd thought we'd stick to Danny, you know Danny the champion of the world!?

Wilhelmina: Yeah, more like Danny the...

Voice: Welcome.

Greg: Whose there! 

(AMCOLIN96 appears also know as Amz)

Amz: Hello, I see it is long time I met you.

Greg: Do you know us?

Amz: I... shall we say... created you.

(Pause)

Greg: Are you God? Are we dead?

Amz: No, I'm the person who created your characters. I wrote your story.

Danny: What?

Amz: That's right, you're not real, you are merely figments of my imagination. 

Greg and Danny: NO! 

Wilhelmina: Whatever,  can I have drink?

Amz: No.

Greg: Why did you bring us here then, and tell us this.

Amz: You see, lately I've been writing some parodies lately, which have made some other authors look bad...

Greg (jumping to conclusion): THAT'S IT! Y'ALL BEING NICE AND FINISHING OUR STORY OFF! 

Amz: It was script actually, and no, that's not the case. I've been parodying other works and authors are getting angry. They will want revenge, they will want to parody my work, so I'm making a parody out of a parody out of a parody of my own works.

Wilhelmina: Say that again? In English, pretty please?

Amz: Basically I'm writing this parody right now, so other authors cannot parody my works as I have already taken the mick out of myself! 

(Longest pause so far)

Greg: This is more confusing than in the scripts we were in.

Amz: Well, you have to get your head round it, now make fun of each other.

(They stand there blankly)

Amz: I wrote you to be funny characters! Why are you looking so blank! Share some banter! Make me laugh! Make this a parody! Jesus! 

Danny: Well, the scripts we were in, are kinda a parody of society itself, and a parody of stereotypes and what not. We can't double parody ourselves again. I mean have you even read your works back!?

Amz: Yes! 

Wilhelmina: Then you'll understand you cannot make a parody out of us, as our whole universe is already a parody, or a comedy, or whatever else.

Amz: I cannot believe my own characters are...

(There is an explosion, Amz ducks as they all enter)

Lit: AMZ! IT'S OVER!

Lez: GIVE IT UP!

Amz: I THOUGHT I ERASED YOU TWO OUT OF EXISTENCE!

Voice: Oh no I fixed that.

(Dustin Decker steps forward)

Amz: What is this?

Lez: You see my own character saved me from being erased.

Dustin: I hacked onto your account, and managed to shall we say... change how things are run.

Tracy: And it worked well, very well.

(The characters from Mafia's Poisonous Daughter , The Midway and The Promise join the characters from A Protagonize Challenge and That One Killer App) 

The Godfather: You parodied all of us! You disgrace! Wait till I get my Mafia family on you! 

(Angel's knives are at the ready)

Greg: Well, as fun as this has been, I have to go now...

Angel: NO! You stay where you are! An Imogen needs avenging! 

Greg: Imogen, my lost love.

Angel: It was him! (Points at Amz) who killed her off! He should pay! 

Greg: (Turning on Amz) Yeah! How could you!?

Amz: It's called story progression, you idiot! 

Gabriel: Get ready to suffer real bad.

Dawn: I'd be happy to drag you back to the underworld, you can rot there.

Amz: So foolish, all of you.

Roxanne: You are gonna pay for giving me saft nicknames! 

Amz: Don't get mad Foxy Roxy.

Roxanne: I. Dare. You! 

Amz: To say what? Rocky.

(Roxanne charges at Amz, only to be held back by Jensen and Jet)

Greg: You're surrounded! 

Amz: Well pointed out dipshit.

Rayne: I can't wait any longer! We need to pummel this bastard! 

The Godfather: Patience son! We have to approach him carefully...

Wilhelmina: My head hurts, I need to lie down...

Nancy: Why?

Wilhelmina: This whole bloody scenario! Billions of characters stuffed onto one page, dialouge all over the damn place! Twenty things occurring at once! I mean... hell, how'd you get your head round it! 

Amz: Funny, I wrote the scripts you were in just like that.

Danny: Yeah, I understand all these background characters have their squabbles, but my speeches were obviously important, right?

Amz: Oh get off your high horse, You're as worthless as the rest.

Danny: Humph! I beg to differ! 

Lez: Dude, shut it! Right now we need...

(Voice from distance)

Voice: A CHARACTER GATHERING WITHOUT ME! 

Danny: FLORENCE GO AWAY! YOU DIED! 

Florence: THOU DO NOT CARE! I CRAVE ATTENTION! I MUST BE HERE! WHETHER ALIVE OR DEAD...! 

Angel: What have we got ourselves into?

Pink Haired Granny: A Mortality Tale no doubt. 

(As the characters bicker, Amz coughs drawing all there attention) 

Amz: It's funny, you think you have power, yet I have 18 recs and 17 fans! My power is increasing! And soon my ascent to power will be complete! And I shall control this whole site! And these rebellions will be none-existent! 

Lit: WE WILL STOP YOU! YOU'RE NOT THAT POWERFUL! 

Amz: No, but I am powerful enough to do this... (Begins to teleport away)

The Godfather: HIS ESCAPING! 

Amz: Farewell, we shall meet again soon. And by then it may too late to stop me.

(He vanishes)

Danny: Oh great, now what?

Dawn: We set out too find him that's what!

Tracy: Will we find him.

Dustin: Hell yeah, It may take some time, but I can hack onto his account again, and follow his movements.

Rayne: And then we will... (Mortal Kombat voice) Finish him! 

Lea: Hell yeah! That's a promise! 

Greg (gathering everyone around): So it begins people! The war between us and Amz! The Evil Lord of Protagonize! If we all band together, he can be defeated! It will be tough though, many of us may die, or be erased from existence, but we will win! Even though it will be...

(Pauses and then smiles as the phrase hits him)

Greg: A Mortality Tale. 

The End

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