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(Roxanne, Lea, Jensen, Jet, Nancy and Drew enter the scene)
Roxanne: So, what did you two (points to Nancy and Drew) invite us all here for?
Nancy: Well I thought, and Drew agreed a triple date here would be great!
Lea: (grinning) Nice idea.
Roxanne: Is this just "Piss off Roxanne Payes day?" Cause I haven't heard of it.
Jensen: Oh come on Foxy Roxy, me and you...
Roxanne: (producing knife) I swear to Christ. One. More. Word. From. You. And. It. Will. Be. The. Last. Word. You. Ever. Say.
Jensen: Hey! (Pause) Oh look I said another word and I'm still here.
Roxanne: I'm not. I'm off.
Lea: Oh come on Rocky... please stay!
Roxanne: It's Foxy Roxy... (realises her mistake as Jensen laughs at her) It's Roxy! R-O-X-Y! How hard is that to understand!?
Jensen: It's hard because all I can see right now is a Foxy Roxy...
(Roxanne lunges at Jensen, Drew and Nancy hold her back)
Roxanne: LET ME GO!
Nancy: We don't want any violence!
Roxanne: SHUT IT MIDGET!
Drew: Now come on today is meant to be an affectionate day.
Roxanne: Well I'm awfully sorry to inform you that not everyone's relationships are filled with sunshine and rainbows like yours!
Drew: HEY! Our relationship is nothing like that!
Nancy: Yeah! Our Relationship is all about Sunshine, Rainbows and Ponies! Get it right Rocky!
Drew: Yeah! God, some people!
Roxanne: Maybe, I'd get it right, if you got my name right!
Lea: What's a matter Rocky?
Roxanne: Lea, you're sounding like you're 12 rather than 18. And I'm not named after Sylvester Stallone's flabby faced boxer!
Jensen: Yeah, she's right! She's my Foxy Roxy!
Roxanne: May I remind you that... (draws knife to his face) I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING PROPERTY! AND I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!
Lea: Never thought my sister would turn Psycho over this.
Roxanne (turning to her looking demented): Psycho? (Laughs) Do I look crazy to you!?
Jet: Do we really have to answer that?
Lea: Yeah, you do sis.
Roxanne: I give up! I'd rather throw myself from the top of Niagara falls then stay here.
Jensen: Thinking about it Niagara falls is a romantic hotspot for couples!
Drew: Well we could go there then!
Roxanne: Jesus Christ, what have I done?
Jensen: Started off me and you baby. When we get to Niagara falls I...
Roxanne: (backing away from everyone) I-AM-LEAVING! RIGHT NOW! I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE! TRY AND FOLLOW ME! OR TRY AND PERSUADE ME TO RIDE INTO THE SUNSET WITH THIS DOUCHE (Points at Jensen) THEN BE MY GUEST! BUT I WILL HURT YOU IF YOU TRY! CONSIDER THAT A PROMISE!
(She storms out)
Jensen: She wants me.
Lea: Yup, same time, same place next week guys?
Jet: Yeah, we'll be here.
Nancy: And eventually we'll get Jensen and Rocky together.
Drew: (turning to Jensen) You'll get together in the end, you and Rocky, won't you?
Jensen: I promise that I will.