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(Gabriel, Dawn, Deacon, Sylver, Armantine and Morgan enter the scene, with Aura behind them in chains)
Gabriel: It's over everyone, we have caught my mother, and her reign of terror will end.
Dawn: Yeah it will.
Deacon: That sounded so weird coming from the God of the Underworld.
Dawn: Well what can ya say? I do have a softer side (winks at Gabriel)
Gabriel: Not now Dawn, we have business to attend too.
Dawn (mocking him): Not now, we have business to attend too. Lighten up Gab! We just caught this bitch! We can celebrate!
Gabriel: Don't call me Gab, or I'll string you guts up and...
Dawn: Heard it all before Gab.
Deacon: You don't want to know what sort of emotional waves I'm getting from Gabriel right now.
Dawn: Oh trust me, I know.
Gabriel: Look you guys you can go celebrate... whatever. I need to decide what to do with her.
Dawn: And when your mother's dead, then what? (Mocks his deep voice) I need to decide this, the fate of the universe will be centred upon which flavour Ice cream I buy.
(Deacon, Armantine, Sylver and Morgan burst out laughing)
Gabriel: That wasn't funny.
Dawn: Somewhere, in a lost galaxy beyond the known universe, Gabriel's funny bone, still floats around, waiting to be discovered.
Aura: As amusing as it is to watch you idiots laugh yourselves to death. I must admit I'm getting bored here.
Dawn: Like mother, like son, hey Gabriel?
Gabriel: Shut up! All of you, I don't need this right now!
Sylver: Oh come on Gabriel, I think Dawn's right we just want to see you crack a smile for once!
Dawn: I still don't understand how you (points at Sylver) are his brother. And you are also related to him. (points at Morgan)
Morgan: Maybe the depressing gene skips a generation?
Sylver: Maybe, maybe.
Aura: None of you are acting like royals! You! Morgan you little lady... I wouldn't call you a lady even if...
Morgan: (cutting her off): Actually that is kinda weird, me being called Morgan and my male relatives with the names of Sylver and Gabriel?
Sylver: Your point?
Morgan: I can't say both your names without thinking of you guys as my two bickering old sisters.
(Dawn laughs at this, Gabriel enters a 9 on the "I'm so angry at everyone right now" Scale. Aura is on a solid 10)
Dawn: We all have quirky names, I'll admit.
Armantine: Not me, I'm Armantine, my name is Godlike.
Morgan: It sounds more like a new sort of French dish to me.
Armantine: I'm Armantine bitches. My name is awesome all your arguments are invalid.
(Everyone is silent)
Dawn: Well... shall we get on with things?
Aura: Yes, please just shove my head on a spike already, it will be relief to get away from you people.
Morgan: Don't act so high and mighty Aura.
Aura: I am high and mighty and you wanna know why?
(She pauses before belting out into song)
Aura: Because... I'm Boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. I'm a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch...
Gabriel: Making me the boss ass son then.
Sylver: And I am?
Gabriel: The slob that lives off welfare.
(Dawn cracks a huge smile)
Dawn: Gab, what is this? Is this... humour I see?
Dawn: Everyone gather round! (They do) Today, is an historic day. GABRIELBLACKLIGHTING HAS TOLD A JOKE!
(Mass celebration occurs, Gabriel looks over to his mother, for once they both have something in common)