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(Dustin and Tracy enter the scene)

Dustin: Okay we got crap to be dealing with.

Tracy: Haven't we always?

Dustin: Do you wanna help me? Or take a flight too sarcasta- land?

Tracy: The latter doesn't sound too bad actually, hell it would beat this dump.

Dustin: You could just help him me for once.

Tracy: Who took a bullet to the arm, and had her car blown to smithereens trying to help you?

Dustin: Well, alright but still...

Tracy: Well alright? Is that it? No thank you Tracy? Or "I will pledge my heart too you Tracy you are the girl of my dreams?" 

Dustin: No, now excuse me as I... (Insert nerdy reference here, to make Tracy look an idiot) 

Tracy: You know I must be the only person in the world who understands those references, right?

Dustin: You'd be surprised, with how many people I know round here get the joke.

Tracy: You'd be surprised how quickly you can order a flight to sarcasta-land. 

Dustin: Shut up will ya? I need to log on. To crack this case.

...Booting up...


...Checking CPU...............OK


...Checking RAM..............OK


...Checking OS..................In Critical condition.

Dustin: What?

...Checking OS................ Jokes. It's OK.

...Securing Hard Drive.....OK 

...Loading Assets................

Login: dustinadmin

Password: ************

Welcome, dustinadmin

One New Message: 


Dustin: Hello what's this? Some cryptic message of warning not to get myself involved in this whole case.

"Dustin, It's Anna, I'm Pregnant!" 

Dustin: What? No! 

Tracy: Well hello what is this. (gazes at it) well I know have enough material to tease you for the rest of your life...

Dustin: But... we... we... used pro...

One New Message:

"Jokes, it's Greg. I like messing with you Dustin".

(Dustin sighs in relief)

Tracy: So whose this Anna then?

Dustin: No one, I was about to say we used... pro... pro... active schemes! She's a local at my... exercise club! And she teaches us! Like... Pro active schemes! That's all!

Tracy: You go exercise club?

Dustin: Hey, don't be jel. Can't get biceps like these anywhere else.

Tracey: Sure thing computer nerd. Keep those twigs in shape. Can't have any bulk on them.

Dustin: Hey before you...!

One New Message: 

"Greg again, before you go off fighting crime, I suggest you delete that stuff you've been on Dustin Nathaniel Decker" 

Tracy: Hearing your full name fulfills my life.

Dustin: Never mind that! (Types back to Greg) How did you hack into my computer!?

One New Message: 

"Well you could, so why can't I? Morale of the story is Decker, don't hack into other people's business. It's rather rude".

(Dustin slumps back into his chair, as Tracy laughs at him) 

The End

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