(Meanwhile in London)
Jaya (running back into the car): Did it Thomas, the disc has been delivered, right outside of the House of Commons.
Thomas (in glee): As-if this actually worked… as if…
Jaya: Now let's get back to Mortdale.
(Thomas begins to drive)
Thomas: I still can't get over how little traffic or chavs they were when we left Mortdale, this GPS was a life saver for getting us here and now back.
Jaya: I still find it strange, that we met hardly any resistance, just a few chavs throwing stones at the windows which was expected, but the large gangs were missing before we hit the motorway.
Thomas: I saw fireworks from White View, so whatever Florence did worked wonders….
Jaya: I'll say.
(They drive on)
Thomas: My arms are friggin killing me, I've been driving for hours, still once we get back people are finally going admire me for actually succeeding and bringing change to Mortdale… well maybe I have, but still it was worth missing a prom for.
Jaya: Shame our date couldn't go as planned.
Thomas: Yes, but y’know…?
Jaya: We are alone (as they get stuck In traffic) and we may be still, for a while now.
Thomas: Ah great, still Jaya it's a shame, because at the prom I was… well planning…
Jaya: This. (Kisses him on the lips, when they break apart Thomas is stunned)
Thomas: J-Jaya i…
Jaya: I like you, a lot of people say intelligence is nerdy and unattractive, but to me… well I love it because it's different and I reckon people are just jealous of you.
Thomas: I guess you're the same, you've got such a level head and you're unpredictable… but that's a good thing, because I don't know what's coming. You spice up my life and have always been there…
Jaya: Now let's stop being cheesy Thomas, it's on, let's get back to Mortdale and break the good news…
(The next morning, February 16th)
(Jaya and Thomas walk in the hall)
Jaya: Whoa, they partied hard in here.
(Greg hears her voice and stirs)
Greg: Jaya, Thomas, is that you?
Thomas: It's us Greg, what happened here?
Greg: I dunno…all the drinks got spiked I think… still my head is killing me, but did you…?
Thomas: Deliver that disc? Yeah we did, we met no resistance either, well barely any.
Greg: So it's done? The higher didn't come or do anything?
Thomas: No, nothing, we drove there and dropped the disc off and then came back, it actually worked Greg!
(The whole hall suddenly comes to life)
Wilhelmina: THEY DID IT JOEY! THEY DID IT!
Joey: HELL YEAH! God my head… though.
Wilhelmina: Last night was fun.
Joey: But not romantic like I expected it to be, I guess I got the signals wrong, to be honest I was just so excited about having a date and this whole prom I… felt like I needed a date and I'm sorry if yew like me Wilhelmina but I don't like you back I only see yew as good friend.
Wilhelmina: Oh that's fine I was never planning on getting romantic with you anyway. I was only planning to have a good time, to make the guy I'm interested in jealous.
Wilhelmina: (Hastily) butwehadgoodtimedidn’tweohyeswedidnowweregoodfriendsnotloversendofstorygoodbye… (She walks away)
Joey: Well I guess, I did have a good time.
Imogen: Danny, it didn't work, end of, you know that, I know that.
Imogen: We liked each other, but did you forget why we broke up? We drifted apart because we were not meant to be, end of.
Danny: Fine, be a bitch about it then.
Imogen: You made fun of my friends and I don't like that, in fact I'm still annoyed at you.
Danny: See if I care. Screw you.
Imogen: Just give me some space, you turd.
Mrs Conrad: And it all ends well.
Eric: You didn't have anything to do with this did you hon?
Mrs Conrad: Of course not! (Hides axe she threatened to use on Danny, if he so much as so touched Imogen in the wrong way)
(A disappointed yet bitter Danny is left alone)
Wilhelmina: Aww all by yourself Damien?
Danny: Your date failed too!
Wilhelmina: Mine was a planned fail, yours wasn't!
Danny: Hey! FYI...!
Zsa Zsa: (to Jack and Florence) You know, you two are actually starting to come off as the quiet two compared to… (Points at Danny and Wilhelmina) those two… jeez my head still hurts and these two ain't helping.
Jack: I'll teach my older brother a lesson sooner or later.
Florence: Yes some people need to learn morale lessons.
(Everyone raises eyebrows at Florence)
Florence: What? Oh yes, you're all doing that. I think you have all learnt to keep your eyebrows out of sight, but trying to raise them into your hairline… (Sighs)
Suzanne: She'll never learn, will she?
Daz: Doe think so.
Suzanne: Last night was fun, you're not half bad with hair you know.
Daz: Wait, you and me fucked?
Suzanne: No, we just danced and had a good time, as friends you know?
Suzanne: Yes you have a female friend Daz or should I say Daniel.
(Daz let's his new status, of having a female platonic friend sink in)
Mr Tedious: Oh God, what happened?
Miss Wellington: You and me are on!
Mr Tedious: Oh God, how wasted was I?
Mrs Layton: You were really outta of it, still you two are so cute together and I'm chatty again!
Helpless TA: Oh yippee… *Note the sarcasm*
Mr Rayne: I ay forgetting this night.
Zsa Zsa: Oh, was it good!
Mr Rayne: No, ya crushed my bloody kneecaps…
Zsa Zsa: Oh for God's sake…
Helpless TA: Thank fuck that prom is over.
Chelsea: But we didn't even kiss, miss.
Helpless TA: And that's why I glad the prom's over.
Chantelle: That was wild.
Aaron: Certainly gave her my cock, Gord, how did you do?
(Pauses, as Gordon is being dragged by the leg by his Auntie Jeana)
Auntie Jeana: Were heading home man!
Gordon (exhausted): Yes Auntie Jeana… (Aaron, Chantelle and Charmaine begin to laugh at an embarrassed Gordon)
Auntie Jeana: SHUT UP! (Throws Mangos' at their heads to shut them up)
Greg: Well Daniel, I guess it is time to head home, Thomas did what was needed and now we wait and hopefully we get change, come on Lake get off Pond.
Priest: Yeah you all have change! YET I'M STILL LONELY GUYS!
Mrs Conrad: SILENCE! No one cares.
Priest: Well at least there's no funerals I have to do, I usually do them by this point.
Melody (holding her new boyfriend Alan's hands): But what about Jamz and…?
(Priest is humming loudly and blocking out Melody's voice)
Auntie Jeana: Wonder what made a Priest act like that?
Sasha: Little drug y'all Gordon has been makin'.
Auntie Jeana: WHAT!?
Chelsea: Somebody's gonna get their ass kicked…
(The White View crew head outside)
Charlie: Sun is shining Greg, that's a symbol of hope, things are defiantly gonna change now. In a few weeks time, I bet Mortdale will look completely different!
Greg (beaming): Yep, it's a new day it's…
(Pauses in horror. everyone can see the message engraved onto the car Jaya and Thomas drove)
RETARDS! WE KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR DISC! AND WE ALLOWED IT TO GO WHERE IT NEEDED TOO! PREPARE FOR YOUR DEATHS! PREPARE FOR HELL! BECAUSE WE SHALL BRING IT TOO YOU! FROM, PEOPLE YOU LIKE TO REFER TO (AS WE CAN HEAR AND SEE YOU AT ALL TIMES, WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING, WE HAVE CONTROL OF YOU AND YES WE NEED A SPECIAL SOMETHING, INVOLVING THE WINTERS FAMILY)
WITH LOVE FROM YOUR BUDDIES