To explore and find an Ouija Board while someone gets IgnoredMature

Act 5  

(Next morning) 

Greg: DANIEL I'M GOING TO SCHOOL! 

Daz: ALRITE CAZ, YOU GOTTA GO WITH GREG! 

Caz: ALRIGHT! JESUS JUST LET ME GET THAT OUT! OH FUCK THAT HURTS. 

(One awkward shoe shuffling minute later) 

Caz: (scratching fanny under skirt): God it's still sore. 

Greg (repulsed): I pity you.

Daz: Ya school's outside, oh and Caz I phoned ya parents they think you just spent the night with Greg as a friend so they don't know about us. 

Caz: Good, I don't want them finding out, stuck up pieces of shit. 

Greg: Does the word Hypocrite ring a bell…? 

(Jaya bursts into the house) 

Jaya: Who said it?

(Caz and Daz point at Greg) 

Greg: I won't do it again. I swear on the holy bible I won't.

Jaya: Fine but if you do… 

(Leaves house, Caz and Greg get into the crowd). 

George: Hey Greg you never guess what! 

Greg: What? 

George: LUCY AND ELLIOT BROKE UP, OH YEAH! 

(He receives weird stares) 

Greg: Err… okay I get your point… oh hi Lucy. 

Lucy (sobbing): I suppose you've heard then. 

George: It's such happ… I mean sad news, do you need a shoulder to cry on? 

(Dean barges past George) 

Dean: It's okay Lucy… you can have my shoulder.

Lucy: Oh thanks Dean. 

(Imogen joins them) 

Imogen: Oh hark at the drama. 

Lucy: You heard too. 

Imogen: I have Facebook you know.

Greg: May I ask why you broke up?

Lucy: Well I dumped him because… well he wouldn't even kiss me and I wanted the relationship to move forward, do you think I was being too hard on him? 

George and Dean: No! He got what he deserved. 

(Weird stares)   

Lucy: Oh-kay. 

Imogen: So guys, other than the break-up what about this demon/murderer thing? 

(She receives weird stares) 

Imogen: What now?

Greg: Y'all have a great point… but who are you? 

Imogen: Seriously. 

Mary Sue: GREG! 

Greg: MARY! 

(They embrace and kiss) 

Lucy: Oh I wanted a bit of that in my relationship. 

Dean: You know I could pro… 

(A scream stops him) 

Dean:  (annoyed) Now what the fuck is going on? 

Caroline: Look at that! (They can see St. Amanda's has been trashed, windows smashed, doors blown of hinges etc…) 

Mrs Conrad: Impossible, I had the school locked up and no one could have got in. 

Miss Lofty: Someone did. 

Mrs Conrad: Well pointed out you dim minded dipshit. 

George: Or something. 

Mary-Sue: We need to go to castle, there might be answers there. 

Class: Yeah I agree!

Imogen: Whoa, hang on one minute! The school can still be used and the teachers and lower years are entering right now, we can't just go to some creepy crumbling castle on the top of the hill on a Tuesday morning just because some bimbo said we'd find clues there about something we barely now about… 

(She turns the entire class is marching to the castle). 

Imogen: Great, why am I the only one with Common sense? 

(At Mortdale Castle and surrounding zoo) 

Guard: OI! YOU LOT YOU CAN'T JUST ENTER THIS CASTLE AND SURROUNDING ZOO WITHOUT PAYING A FARE, PAY UP OR I'LL…

Chantelle: FUCK OFF! 

Guard: DOE WORK ON ME LOVE, NO PAY UP OR I'LL… 

(He stops as he sees Mary-Sue) 

Guard: Well… hello. 

Mary-Sue: Hello, because I am so beautiful, you will let me and friends pass here for free do you understand? 

Guard: Hell yeah… 

(They proceed towards the castle) 

Greg: Oh Mary, you're the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for.

Mary-Sue (blushes): Thanks, okay now we need to find some clues. 

Greg: Right everyone scatter and look for… things… 

George: You heard… err Elliot go with Thomas, Lucy doesn't want to speak to you! Dean… oh crap him and Lucy have already gone, err yeah Greg and Mary-Sue have gone… CHANTELLE GET OFF THAT FIVE YEAR OLD, JESUS CHRIST! Aaron the receptionist is not interested so stop flirting with her, Florence get up for the love of God, and Sarah put that away there are chavs around! 

Sarah: Alright (covers up Ginger hair with hat). 

Jack: You know you're still beautiful to me. 

Florence (overhearing this): OH RHYS, WE ART TOGETHER IN A LOVING RELATIONSHIP!

(They are now in a relationship because Rhys thought it would be fitting and he wants to get back at Sarah. While Florence wanted more attention and to get back at Jack)  

Rhys (noticing Sarah’s flirting): Yeah WE ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME OVER HERE AS A COUPLE! 

Jack: HA HA HA SARAH YOU'RE HYSTERICAL! 

Florence: HA HA HA HA RHYS SAY THAT AGAIN! 

Sarah: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH JACK YOU'RE THE BEST BOY…    

Gordon: I'VE FOUND A CLUE! YAY! I mean yeah as you do. 

George: What is it? 

Greg: A drawing of some sorts. 

Lucy: It’s dated 2nd December 1981, carved into the stone wall of the castle, by a fully named person known as Riley Tibet.

Greg: 2nd December 1981 wasn't that…?

George: The day St. Amanda's was last attacked yeah that was the date alright. 

Sarah: So whoever wrote this was… was… 

Thomas: A pupil who died on day? 

Sanjay: A pupil who survived the day? 

Asif: A teacher who was there at time? 

Chantelle: A passing prostitute at the time? 

Asif: Referring to your mother Chantelle?

Chantelle: What you saying nerd! 

Asif: Nothing 

Caz: Asif.

 Jack: Never mind who it was, what is it? (Points at drawing)

Mary-Sue: It's an Ouija board my aunt owns dozens of them; I recognize the pattern any-day. 

Aaron: Why carve an Ouija board here? Not in the fucking school?

Lucy: Maybe a pupil escaped and carved it into the castle as a last resort. 

Greg: I think we just found out what the weapon was. 

Jack: A Ouija board? seriously you believe that rubbish? 

Greg: I have strong faith in the afterlife and ghosts, spirits and demons and whatever else… 

Jack: So you're saying, somebody in this class or in the school, found the board and unleashed a demon which promised to kill someone else on Friday. 

Chaniqua: Or someone went mad in the dark. 

Greg: Either way I want to know more about Riley Tibet, come on y'all back to school before… 

(They turn Mrs Conrad is there with an axe, behind her is Imogen). 

John: Shit. 

Mrs Conrad: Yes, you are in deep shit. 

George: You… whatever your name is? You betrayed us. 

Imogen: Chill out, one, she said she would drop me into a pit of chavs if I didn't tell her where you were and since you unwittingly chose to blab your whole plan in front of me how could I not tell her. 

George: Fair enough then. 

Mrs Conrad: So you thought you could just skip up to Mortdale Castle looking for “Clues” while missing my lesson.

Chelsea: It’s okay miss, we found a clue.

Gordon: (Hissing) Shut up!

Chelsea: Gordon found it. 

Gordon: Err… yeah nothing important. 

Mrs Conrad: In that case you all have 10 seconds to get back to school before someone dies. 

(10 seconds later) 

Mrs Conrad: Good to see you all back in lesson, now Helpless TA get Chelsea breathing… Sarah keep that hat on.

(Day drags on) 

(Day drags…) 

(And Drags) 

(And Drags) 

Florence: I would just like to inform everyone that I blinked.

(And Drags) 

(And Drags…) 

(Until finally…) 

(Final bell) 

Chaniqua: THANK FUCK! FREEDOM! 

(Lots of people run out the building). 

Mrs Conrad: Here you go Greg, I don't know why on earth you asked for the yearbook of 1981, but here you go. 

Greg: Thanks. 

George: Well I hope you find something in there, time's running out for one of us. 

Greg: Yeah I hope Riley Tibet is in here somewhere… 

(At home) 

Caz: OH FUCK! SHIT DAZ HARDER! 

Daz: SHIT I'M CUMMING! 

(They are banging on the wall once again) 

Greg:(In his room looking though the book) QUIETEN IT DOWN! 

Daz: FUCK OFF! 

Greg: Great, Hang on, Tibat? Tibles? Ticky? What sort of weird last names did they have? Ah, here we go Tibet? Here he is Riley Tibet! 

(Greg reads) 

Greg: Year 11, he was in my year, and my age of 16, he looks a bit like… No he can't be those grey eyes, black hair they like identical too… 

(He runs to the downstairs laptop)

(Types in Riley Tibet, St. Amanda's) 

Greg: Here we go, Riley Tibet… a unfortunate victim of what is known as the “St. Amanda’s Massacre”  his body was found by Mortdale Castle, after being stabbed by a Black Crestor in the back, found next to an engraving of an Ouija board he carved himself… 

(Pauses) 

Greg: I guess I could have just looked that up instead of going to the castle; hang on Riley Tibet’s brother survived the incident as he was… NO! NO WAY! 

The End

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