Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All?Mature

Act 3

(The two sides collide) 

Leanne: (To Imogen): You… 

Imogen: You… 

Leanne: So bitch, let's pick this up where we left it. 

Imogen: I won that tournament's prize money, I'll have you know.

Leanne: Yeah, you won what was it? 20 quid, probably how much you're worth as a prostitute.

Imogen: Yeah well, a 20 pound Prostitute is better than a 20 pence one.

(Leanne screams and the two begin there bitch fight) 

Greg: DAZ! WHERE ARE YOU!? GUYS!?

Asif: ASIF THIS IS HAPPENING, AH THOMAS, HELP ME!!!! 

Greg: ASIF I'M COMING! STAY CALM, I… 

(He gets no futher Kyle jumps on top of Asif and stabs him in the head) 

Asif: ASIF! SORRY GUYS! It looks Asif my time here is up…

(He dies) 

(Kyle uses his knife, to cut off Asif's scalp he smiles, as sticky blood from Asif's skull and brains litter the floor, he grins at Greg and pockets the scalp). 

Greg: YOUR FUCKING SICK! 

Kyle: Gregory, want to taste the blood on my hands? It's still warm and moist and so comforting. 

Greg; You are sick, you hear me! Sick in the head!

Kyle: The blood tastes nice, when I lick it, but yours will taste so much better.

Greg: No, you won't kill me, I'll rip your head off first and I'll collect your scalp and I won’t regret it at all!

Kyle: I just realised this boy was in the Penti-Present Tournament, another White View pupil down, only three more too eliminate. For me the tournament is not over, my prize will consist with your corpse Gregory.

Greg: That will never happen. I won't allow it!

 Kyle: Really? I have several scalps I collect and one of them is Bastian's.

Greg: Don't lie like that.

Kyle: Really (Grins and shows the decomposing scalp and hairs that clearly belong too) 

Greg: BASTIAN! 

Kyle: It was satisfying to stare at my kills, my victim's scalps in jail, Bastian’s gave me the greatest adrenaline rush… 

(Greg loses his cool, he leaps on a laughing Kyle and the fight begins) 

Mrs Conrad: You die, and you, oh and especially you...

Thomas: YOU'RE AWFULLY CALM ABOUT THIS!

Mrs Conrad: Yes, you develop a knack for it after a while.

George: LUCY WHERE ARE YOU!?

(Approaches her)  

George: LUCY, IF WE DON'T MAKE IT THOUGH THIS! I NEED TO TELL YOU, I LOVE YOU! 

(Girl turns around, it's Chantelle not Lucy) 

George: Oh boy. 

Chantelle: Wait, you love me?

George: No, just stay still, while I back away slowly… 

Chantelle: COME HERE!

George: NOOOOOO! 

(He runs from her) 

Charmaine: I ain't Bovvered about this battle.

Chelsea: I ain't either for some reason…  

(She is being repeatedly stabbed, but obviously this has no effect, while poor Helpless TA is having to fight them off, with all of her feeble power) 

Helpless TA: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I TRIED TO KILL GREG TOO, TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!! 

(She is ignored) 

Helpless TA: KILL ME THEN! END MY LIFE! I HAVE NO WILL TO GO ON! 

Caz's Mum: Time for a quick kill then, time to shut her up.

(She prepares to kill Helpless TA, but just then…) 

Chelsea: No, leave Helpless TA alone!

(She learns how to trip and falls on Helpless TA) 

Helpless TA: Chel- See- Ger- Off want to die… 

Chelsea: (being repeatedly stabbed by Caz's mum, but this has no effect what-so ever): its okay Miss I'll protect ya!

Helpless TA: Great, I can't even breathe underneath you.

Chelsea: Remember miss, breathe in and breathe out…

Jack: Help! Florence, hang on little princess, hang in there! An ambulance is coming!  I’ve called one, don't worry! 

Lucy: Guys where's George!?

(George runs past, chased by Chantelle, the two of them are bulldozing over the Black Crestor's)

Chantelle: GET OUT THE FUCKING WAY! GEORGE IS MINE!

(Shoving Black Crestors, into hazards like fallen glass or sharp objects killing them… while George leaps on their shoulders to escape Chantelle)  

Frank: Ha! Ha! ALL THIS BLOOD I LOVE IT! I FUCKING LOVE IT! 

John: (From behind him): That's fake and Gay 

Frank: THAT'S IT!! 

(He swings a sword he acquired and John's head goes flying into the air, it hits the floor and the Crestor Crew roar in celebration). 

Aaron: NOOOOOO! 

Ryan: That's fake and Gay way to go.

Mrs Conrad: As lovely as that memoir was for John, if I hear that sentence one more time, his head will not be the only one to go soaring though the air.

(Ryan gulps) 

Frank: KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! 

Suzanne: ...AND WE ARE LIVE IN THE MIDST OF THE BATTLE, (Someone kills her cameraman from behind…) 

Priest: STOP; STOP THE BATTLE THINK SACERD AND HOLY THOUGHTS AND LET… 

(Someone tries to stab him from behind) 

Priest: OH FUCK THIS, GOOD ACT!! 

(Pulls out a shotgun, don't ask where he got it from, and begins to blow people to bits) 

Frank: YES! YES! DRAW MORE BLOOD KILL ALL WHO MAKE MORTDALE UNPURE! 

Caz’s Mum: Ha! Ha! Die, die you little kid (stabs an innocent child, who has strayed into the fray by accident) HA! I FEEL SO ALIVE! 

Mrs Conrad: You sadistic child-killer! 

Thomas: Does the word hypocrite ring a bell with you? 

Mrs Conrad: (To Caz's mum) What a cowardly thing to do! To kill a child! For the safety of humanity, I'm going to kill you!

Caz's mum: Yes, well I have a black belt in karate! (does a series of impressive karate moves) WHAT NOW! 

(Mrs Conrad grabs the shotgun off the priest, and blows Caz’s Mum's brains out, killing her instantly) 

Caz’s Dad: (staring at his wife's corpse and speaking to Mrs Conrad) Ermm… spare me? Please? 

Mrs Conrad: Okay.

Caz's Dad: Really?

Mrs Conrad (Guffawing): No (Blows his brains out with the shotgun, his dead before he hits the floor) 

Priest: AMEN TO THAT! 

Thomas: Dude, you're a priest.

Priest: I mean that's horrible.. HOW COULD YOU KILL SOMEONE!? JUST WHY!?

(Suzanne‘s Camera pans over the people he killed) 

Lucy: JESUS CHRIST GET OFF ME! 

Jaya: I got this, remain still Lucy.  

(Uses a ninja sword, to decapitate a Black Crest girl, who was trying to strangle Lucy) 

Lucy:… thanks… 

Florence: UM HELLO!? I'M DYING OVER HERE! 

Aaron: WERE ALL SUFFERING, PUT A CAP IN IT BITCH! 

Kyle: (Slashing at Greg with a small knife) WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY!?

Greg: (Dodging him) WHY DON'T YOU!?

Frank: (Seeing the threat of George and Chantelle, bulldozing over everyone he charges at them) DIE PESTS! 

(Chantelle gets out of the way, but Frank spears George to the ground and places a knife to his throat) 

George: (Struggling): Geroff! 

Frank: No, as Greg's best friend you're death will be... (he stops suddenly, George's hair falls back from his eyes, so Frank can see his whole face) 

George: Oh no.

Frank: (stunned) It's you.

(Before he can say any more, George kicks him in the groin, a startled Frank loses his grip on George, and George manages to scurry way, Frank stands only to be faced with Mrs Conrad) 

Mrs Conrad: Frank, it is time to kill  you 

Frank: (laughing to Mrs Conrad's confusion) I MET AN OLD FRIEND!

Mrs Conrad: I'm not your friend, you sad life.

Frank: I wasn't on about you. 

(Before Mrs Conrad can question or kill him, the Riot police arrive) 

Voiceover: STOP THE STREET BRAWL! 

Random Slag in the Crowd: NO! 

Voiceover: VERY WELL! (they use a water cannon to scatter the brawlers, as they scatter the police move in, to capture the escaped crinimals) 

Kyle: Get your filthy hands off me! I WILL KILL YOU GREG!

(He charges at Greg, but Greg ducks just in time, as Kyle strikes, the knife however splits open Michael's stomach) 

George: MICHAEL! 

(Michael grunts and dies) 

George: MICHAEL NO! 

Andrew: Only time he goes outside this year and this happens.

(George begins to cry) 

Lucy: Oh it's horrible… 

Frank: LET-ME-GO! 

Police: SIR YOU AND YOUR ESCAPEES, ARE UNDER ARREST! 

Head of Mortdale High School: WHY DO THE FUCKING POILCE DECIDE TO DO SOMETHING NOW!?

Frank: It's because of that hillbilly (points at Greg) see what I mean Alexander, his ruining this town, making the police act, because of his police officer friends.  

Alexander: You will die you fucking idiot, ruining Black Crest! Ruining my school! Mortdale high! Don't you understand!? We rule here!

(Police are holding him down) 

Greg: GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY SCHOOL YOU IDIOT IT'S AS BAD AS BLACK CREST! OR BETTER YET MAYBE THE POLICE WILL FIX THAT! 

(Alexander loses his cool and breaks free of the police, he sees Greg is too far to reach he grabs a spear that was lying prone on the floor) 

Greg: IMOGEN! LOOK OUT! 

(Alexander is charging right at Imogen, who is unarmed, it's too late for anyone to do anything, Imogen panics, but just before he can strike her down an arrow from a crossbow inserts itself into his skull. Alexander stops running, as blood trickles from the hole in his head, he coughs up some blood and then falls with a loud thud. After a few spams he goes still) 

Thomas: Who...? 

Lucy: Over there.

(Points at distant figure, a dirty, rugged form of a boy, but instantly recognisable as…) 

Imogen: It's you, Danny ain't it? 

(The former Mortdale Secondary Schooler, who participated in the Penti- Present Tournament grins back at her, a crossbow in his hand) 

Danny: I fucking told him I'd get revenge for what he did too my mother and sisters, my dad earned it.

 Imogen: You tried to kill me back the tournament, yet now you save my life.

Danny: Times have changed, doll.

Imogen: Well thank you all the same, for saving my life.

Random Slag in the Crowd: AND GREAT HEADSHOT! 

Frank: (To Danny): You're a traitor to the system! You killed your own father! Your flesh and blood! You'll die as painfully as the rest of them!

Danny: Whatever you sadistic no life, I have better places to go to anyhow.

Imogen: Hang on a minute, stay here, you look awful.

(He has already gone) 

Imogen: No one listens to me.

Police officer (To Mrs Conrad and co): Hang on, you killed people too! 

Mrs Conrad: It was self-defence

Police Officer: Ermm… it was? 

Mrs Conrad: Yes, now shut up and capture everyone who escaped from your prison, like the good little police officers you meant to be.

Frank (being dragged away): NEXT TIME! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD NEXT TIME! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!! 

Imogen: That threat is so overused, it's lost all meaning. 

Leanne: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! 

Imogen: Again with that one.

Kyle: When I next see you, I will not only collect your scalps but I slowly cut off your hands and then your feet, and rip the veins and arteries, from these stumps, and then rip open your stomach and rip out your liver while burning it over a fire, so your liver melts and you scream in agony. I’ll do the same with the rest of your internal organs, until you die screaming for mercy in absolute agony.

Imogen: And that one… 

(They are led off in the back of Police vehicles, the White View crew is left to recover) 

Taz: OMG, I'm Daz's girlfriend... AND I'M STILL ALIVE, WOO! IN YOUR FACE BITCHES! 

Chelsea: You won't be come Act 10.

Helpless TA: What a lovely thing to say, I'm fine (snarling) thanks to Chelsea… 

Chelsea: Thanks Miss, I did my best.

Mrs Conrad: Well you all know I am fine, so why are you all staring?

Andrew: I'm fine.

Chantelle: I'm not, I didn't manage to shag George! No boys for me in nearly twenty minutes! 

Charmaine: OMFG! YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW! 

Jack: As hypocritical as this may sound, FLORENCE NEEDS THE ATTENTION RIGHT NOW! 

(Receives weird stares, as expected)  

Jack: I mean medical attention.

Florence: Oh, Jack… I can feel death coming; I can see a light… 

Jack: That's the ambulance light little princess, now just hang in there, don't die on me.

Florence: But, I simply can't, I have lost far too much blood.

(She goes still and slowly dies)

Jack (sobbing): Florence... Oh God... please... just... stay alive... I mean... If you die... you'll never get... you'll never get to be on TV.

(Florence sits bolt upright)

Florence: I shall fight for my life! I am not going anywhere!

(Florence and Jack are driven away in the back of ambulance) 

Lucy: I hope she's okay. 

Imogen: And when that “she” is Florence, you know shit has just hit the fan.

Police Officer: Ermm, Gregory Winters?

Greg: What?

Police Officer: Ermm, the receptionist from the prison, was killed in the breakout and she left you her will.

Greg: (dully) what is it?

Police Officer: As quoted here... LEAVE MY FAMILY AND TWO KIDS ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 

Greg: (in a monotone voice) Oh… amusing… 

Imogen: Whoa, Greg, you look pretty beat up.

Greg: … oh so do you. I guess.

(Both him and Imogen are drenched in blood and covered in bruises, a side effect of fighting Leanne and Kyle) 

Imogen: Still kinda of shaken up, about the fact that guy almost got me...

Greg: Yeah. You were lucky. This time.

(Imogen stares at him oddly)

Lucy: Guys come on, we need to get to the hospital!

Thomas: Patch up our physical and emotional wounds.

Lucy: Yeah, and I'm so sorry about Asif.

Thomas: I cannot get my head around it, It happened mere minutes ago. Asif he is dead. 

Aaron: Well we outnumber the nerds again!

Thomas: I'm the last nerd standing! 

Ryan: Oh, I cannot wait until school restarts!

Thomas: One nerd against six Chavs.

Lucy: You two, leave him alone! His friend has just died! 

(They back off) 

Imogen: Besides Thomas you got us. Plus Chelsea and Gordon can't do much damage, Ryan and Aaron fair enough… and Chantelle she can pack some serious punches.

Thomas: Among many other things.

Imogen: … Charmaine might be a threat if she can be bothered to fight. 

Thomas: Well thanks guys, I guess it's time we recovered and helped each other out. 

George (sobbing at the death of Michael): Yeah… let's try and recover.  

The End

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