HAMMERED/SLAUGHTERED/SOZZLED/BLASTED/DRUNKMature

"You know... I once *hick* dribbled on a mans *hick up* belly button..." Said the man in the manhloe *HickUp*

"WOOOOOOOOW... The room is moving....... *Hickupness* I'M gonna kill the bastard that is moving the room on me..." Said the other man..

"Where are we my boy..." Said the man in the *hick* hole.

"I think.... we.... are... in... PARIS" said the other *HICK* man.

"I want to shove my....... KALESHNICOV..... in your.... Deriere... if thats even a word.... SOME SAY.... I have a strange fear of ducks... and i have a thing called... LENNARD... HALF CAT HALF MONKEY WOOOOOOO SCRUBS.... *CRASH/CUPLUNCK*

"Oh hes dead.... " said the man

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