Verse 16

Oh, meals from microwaves
They could keep us here for days
The town is swept with toxic snow
And they hope it's just a phase

Nucl'ar winter has come quick
These Rad suits make me itch
The gov'ment says we're doin' fine
And the weather man's a twit

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
HEY!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!