The River Talker, that's me bro,
I finally showed up so you might know,
That this old dude is smooth and cool,
Though my rap is from Snoop's old school.
Born up north, the Canadian way,
Moved down South, one snowy day,
To walk the beach and swim the seas,
To watch the babes and do as I please.
I write some words and I paint some art,
Not too bad for this old fart.
Used to practice law among other things,
But now I do what old life brings.
I've got two bright sons and two cute dogs,
And one great wife and not one hog.
So I guess that's all in this sad rap,
So, so long dude and all that ... well, you know.