Makeup, Makeup, Makeup!

Makeup. Without it, where would we be? Possibly less dazzling. Maybe even a little more equal with one another. And don’t even get me started on the fact that no makeup equals no/minimal cosmetics industry. But I won’t bore you with all that shizz.


I’m not writing this chapter to tell you that makeup is the BEST THING IN THE WORLD! And that every girl should wear it because it’s totally awesome. I’m not writing this chapter to go all pro-nature feminist on you and tell you how makeup is ruining the world. Oh, and don’t worry about me feeding you the line you look nice, honey. But you’re beautiful on the inside too.

Yeah, I’m not your Mum. And besides, you’re not beautiful on the inside. Since when were bones and guts considered attractive? Unless of course you’re into that sort of thing...


Anyway, what I’m trying to say: makeup or no makeup, some guys will still want to get into your panties. And if you wear loads of makeup you look like a clown. :D


See ya! x

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