I wear a hat made out of old gym shorts. I get complimented on it whenever I do.
The phone called 911 on us. The chicken.
My socks are cutting off the circulation to my arms.
"You are what you be which you is but you ain't."
"Aye. That it be, that it be."
What's a 'neediest bleeker' and why'd the computer just call me it?
Casbah (kāz'bä', käz'-) n. A castle or palace in northern Africa.
Quack (kwak) n. A sound made by quacking.
I wonder if my ribs are crooked.
Philisophical Insight VI:
If your ego is swollen, does that mean it's infected?