Core: What happened?
Sane: It has been slightly over a year since our last entry, if that is what you're asking.
Core: No, I mean.. What happened to us?
Chaos: Quite a bit of bull$#!%, that's what!
Crisis: It seems that Sir Hirru has lost his writing ability. His job is demanding and keeps him busy; he has been on an island for over a year; and he's got no motivation for it, anymore.
Core: He's trying though. I can see him getting all these ideas.
Sane: What good is an idea, if you can't put it down on paper?
Boco: Come on guys! Let's give him the motivation to write again. Some random idea, like always!
Chaos: Sane just said that it's useless unless he, himself, writes it down. *Banging noise*
Boco: Oww! *Rubs welt on head*
Chaos: That's what you get for asking stupid questions!
Crisis: Now, now, Crisis. We must be kind to the gentle being. It only wishes our creator well.
Chaos: Boco? Gentle? If that isn't an oxymoron, then I don't know what is. If you think that a red haired, lollipop swinging, biscuit loving, emotional psychopath can be gentle; then you need to read up on his adventures.
Crisis: I do know about the honorable beast. His antics are well known throughout the realm.
Core: Yet, you still call him "it" and "beast" when he is still a human being.
Chaos: Wait? Boco's a human?! I mean, he looks like one, but..
Sane: He is the manifestation of your deepest randomness. Boco lives in all that is random, and appears in the form that you see fit.
Chaos: He can be anything, and everything? What the hell is he, damn it?!
Sane: No one can say for sure, not even Hirru knows.
Crisis: So he isn't our pet hamster?!
Chaos: Wait, you seriously see him as a hamster? A lollipop wielding hamster that eats anything in sight?
Crisis: Yes, I thought everyone knew that?
All exempt Crisis & Boco: *stare at Crisis for a while*
Boco: *Scratching his head with his foot* What were we talking about?
Chaos: That's it! *Repeated banging noises are heard*
Oh god, could you guys keep it down? I'm still recovering from last night, and would like for my head to not be banging left and right.
All: GO BACK TO SLEEP!!
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