(Sung to the tune of "Castle on a Cloud", from Les Miz)
There is a place I call daycare
I get to go while Mommy works,
Daddy's a boozer and a "jerk"
Mommy wishes he'd pay his share
There is a schoolyard full of glass
there isn't any jungle gym
the school board elected to take them in
so parents wouldn't sue their ass
I have a lunchbag full of "snacks"
I have a Coke can full of fizz
there is a fat boy that says they're his
he's got a knife,and he dresses all in black
I know a place where I get lost
I know a place where no one cries,
It wouldn't matter because it's so loud,
Here, my corner is where I pout.