Sung to Jingle Bells "Online Christmas"

Jingle bells jingle bells it's Christmas once again

With credit cards and long line ups

When will it ever end

Made a mad dash through the store

Slipped and fell on a display

Now here I sit in a cast shopping at Ebay

Wow this is really fun

No crowds outside the door

Put another item in my cart

Singen more more more!!

Chrous  Jingle bells jingle bells

it's Christmas once again

With credit cards and long line ups

when will it ever end

But when I got my visa bill

I couldn't believe my eye

100 dollars for a back scratcher

Another  for a Rudlolph tie

Chorus

What in Christmas was I thinkin

Maybe it was the eggnog I was drinkin

Wrapped up in Christmas magic

But this was truly tragic

So this is my lesson unto all

If you rush you're gonna fall

It's fun to shop online

But paying it back can take a life time~

Chorus

The End

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