I was born in a bush,
That is where my parents met,
And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever for-get,
And look now I have leafy hair,
Because some thorns got In their sperm,
And I've lived there ever since,
I even have my own pet worm!
Oh It's not fair,
Because I have green leafy hair,
Oh I have leafy hair,
Please help my leafy hair,
Oh listen to me,
I need some sympathy,
I've moved into a tree!