Because it's the Salad

A parody based upon Thriller by the late MJ

 

It's close to midnight, something in your stomach's about to start

Under the lamp light, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

you try to scream, but hunger takes the sound before you make it

You start to reach, but the dressing's just so very high

your starving sighs

 

Because it's the salad, salad and soup

i'm good with tomato but potato tastes like poop

because it's the salad, salad and soup

you're grabbing for a knife and it's the ballad a

salad

tonight!

 

You slam the door and realize that you've got no kinda knife

so you start to searching, and instead find all kinds of strife

You close your eyes, and hope that it's all your imagination

but all the while you see the dirty dishes pile

it'll take you a while

 

Because it's the salad, salad and soup

i'm fine with the cheddar but it's good if you got the bri

because it's the salad, salad and soup

you're fighting for that knife inside a ballad a

salad

tonight!

 

The slow minutes crawl

and the tender leaves dance across your eyes

you've got no fork and no kinda bowl

this is the end of your munchies

 

Because it's the salad, salad and soup

I know it's kinda ugly but it's better than it looks

girl, this is salad, salad and soup

so come with me tonight and share a pallid, a ballad, a salad

tonight!

The End

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