"I Want Cologne" - Parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day (Full song!!!)

I walk a crowded road
The only one that everyone freakin' knows
I know where it goes

But it's too hot for me, I sweat too much

I walk this bustling street
On the boulevard of stink valley
Where the people smell
And it's not just me, I need cologne


I need cologne
I need cologne
I need cologne
I need some...

My smelly pits the only one that soaks my t shirt
My breath is reeking with the smell of hotdogs
Sometimes I wish some body spray would work for me
but still I want cologne!

I'm walking to the gym
That place makes me wet like a fish
Through my grey t shirts and cloth sock
now I know I need cologne

Right between the skin that's
wet, sticky, and smells like crap
Checked my arms and neck and now it smells so bad
And I want cologne

I want cologne
I want cologne
I want cologne
I want some...


I walk this bustling street
On the boulevard of stink valley
Where the people smell
And it's not just me, I need cologne

My smelly pits the only one that soaks my t shirt
My breath is reeking with the smell of hotdogs
Sometimes I wish some body spray would work for me
but still I want cologne!

 

Note: I hope you enjoyed it. It took me a long time to put this together. I've had this idea since I first heard the song. So, here it is in it's completion. I hope you enjoyed it!

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