Parody 17: The Flobots, Handlebars

I won't eat my beets with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars

I won't eat my beets with no candybars
No candybars
No candybars

Look at me, look at me
Lounge in my chair like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous snacker
even when my meals're all Vegetty
I can eat all the cookie dough
I can chow on the plums and gourds
I can pick apart a hamburger roll
And I can tell you how they put it all together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I'd rather take my time on a cinna-bun.
I ate all the buds at my local florists,
And I'm proud to weigh in at a metric ton.
My friends call me "El Hippopatamus"
I really like my job as a fast-fry cook
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can drink a pop with no head of foam
No head of foam
No head of foam

I can eat your pies until I am prone
Until I am prone
Until I am prone

The End

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