Tight Pants : A Bad Romance Parody

Stuck in my too-tight pants

Stuck in my too-tight pants

Ah ah ah ah ah

Oh no, oh no no

Tight pants, oh ha ha

Stuck in my tight pants

I tried on leather, I tried on some jeans

But I know that Spandex is the best one for me

I want new pants, pants, pants, pants, I want new pants

I tried on rubber but it didn't suit me

Or maybe I might  wear some tight PVC

I want new pants, pants, pants, pants, I want new pants

I'm in the dressing room

I have to go out soon

But they're so tight, these too-tight pants

I wanted something new to wear out tonight

So I bought myself these brand new pants

I tried them on and then I couldn't get out

Of these goddamn tight new pants

Whoa, stuck in my too-tight pants

Whoa, stuck in my too-tight pants

Ah ah ah ah ah

Oh no, oh no no

Tight pants, oh ha ha

Stuck in my tight pants

I need some butter, I need some scissors

But I can't take these off without a wizard

'cause they're too tight, tight, tight, tight, yeah they're too tight

I can't do anything, I need some help, please

Don't need imagination if I wear these

'Cause they're too tight, tight, tight, tight, yeah they're too tight

(I'll cut it off there, as it's pretty lame >.< best I could come up with on the spot xD)

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