I walk a crowded road
The only one that Ieveryone freakin' knows
I know where it goew
But it's too hot for me, I sweat too much
I walk this bustling street On the boulevard of stink valley
Where the people smell
And it's not just me, I need cologne
I need cologne
I need cologne I need cologne I need some...
My smelly pits the only one that soaks my t shirt
My breath is reeking with the smell of hotdogs
Sometimes I wish some body spray would work for me
but still I want cologne!