"I want Cologne" - Parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day (verses 1 & 2 with chorus)

I walk a crowded road
The only one that Ieveryone freakin' knows
I know where it goew

But it's too hot for me, I sweat too much

I walk this bustling street                                                                       On the boulevard of stink valley
Where the people smell
And it's not just me, I need cologne
I need cologne
I need cologne                                                                                             I need cologne                                                                                             I need some...

My smelly pits the only one that soaks my t shirt
My breath is reeking with the smell of hotdogs
Sometimes I wish some body spray would work for me
but still I want cologne!

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