Archaic Re-imagining: "Jizz In My Pants" - The Lonely Island (first 4 verses)

Interlace vision from opposing sides of the room

Imbibe my beverage whilst the drum-beats composing the bass echo

Grasp your hands, and do not attempt to inform yourself of my name

There is no need to indulge in pointless nicities

Explore our pathway through the thick fog and large number of people present

Move closer to me as the many Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiations appear in the air

Our bodies make contact and angels fly

 

Vacate from this area, to return to yon domicile

Our mouths touch outside the anterior of your estate

We will no doubt enjoy the rest of our evening

Speak very quietly into the general direction of my earlobes

AND  NOW I BREATHLESSLY EJACULATE INTO MY TROUSERS

 

This event is a rarity for me

I refuse to show regret for my actions

That would be illogical and profoundly unnecessary

The blame rests with you thanks to your tempting manner of dance

AND  NOW I BREATHLESSLY EJACULATE INTO MY TROUSERS

Do not inform your acquaintances or I will proclaim your wench-like qualities

Especially given that the blame lies with you

You were stimulation my posterior with your hand

And I am especially sensitive to the sense of touch

I do know people who would look upon said fact with pleasure 

Now I shall return to my estate and change outfits.

 

The End

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