Parody 5: Pearl Jam, "Jeremy"

Cabbies filling pitchers in coffee shops,
While eating chopped lemon-curry gum, legs spread while they pee
And the bread tray, it holds baloons of dough
Cabby didn't get a pension
Oh, at the fact'ry, where money wasn't shared
Can't tolerate the whipping... oh, cruelty unfurled
Tell him he's eatin' grass today.

Dreary-eyed Decembers pickin' up kids toys
Like that rubber little duck
Ooh, what did he get for Brian?
Stubbed his feet and hit the stupid toy-box chest
Now, Cabby's in debt!
When he paid for the hospital airlift
His wallets hurtin'... ooh, dropped wide open
like what he paid... oh when his vision blurred.

Cabby didn't get a pension
Oh, at the fact'ry, where money wasn't shared
Can't tolerate the whipping... oh, cruelty unfurled
Tell him he's eatin' grass today.

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