We Are The Champions

I apologize. This is dreadful....

I've bought my booze
Time after time
I've writ a sentence
On the back of a lime

And bad fishcakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've slapped you

We are the lampposts, my friends
(don't ask! - author's note)
And we'll keep on farting - till the end.
We are the lampposts
We are the lampposts
No time for booozers
Coz we are the lampposts, of this road ...

I've started my rows,
And my long, long falls,
You've brought me pain and neptune and everything that goes with them -
I hate you all

And it's been no bed of posies
It's been a bed of thorns
I consider it the bane of the entire human race -
Coz that's what it said on the news!

We are the lampposts, my friends
And we'll keep on farting - till the end.
We are the lampposts
We are the lampposts
No time for booozers
Coz we are the lampposts, of this road ...

The End

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