Parody 2: Rudolph the Blue Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the blue-nosed reindeer (reindeer)
Had a very snotty nose (like a snotty nose?)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would even say it blows! (like an air conditioner)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Covered mouths and ran away (like the celebrities)
They never let sick Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in any rednose games! (Like sardines)

Then one snowy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say (HO HO HO)
"Rudolph with your swine flu germs
"You are shunned so stay away!"

Then how the reindeer shunned him (shunned him)
As he packed and left the town ( thank goodness)
And now that sad sick Rudolph (Rudolph)
Is living with some killer clowns! (Like John Wayne Gacy!)

The End

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