No Air-Chris Brown & Jordin Sparks
I swam, I ran, I jumped, I flew
From an alley to you
Won't you you give me something to eat, oooh
Why would I give you stuff to eat
You came and stole all of my meat
On what do you expect me to live
(Chorus)
How, how do you expect me to live on only veggies
My world revolves around it, it's so hard for me to eat
Can't live, can't live without meat
Delicious scrumptious meat
Without it it's so hard to eat
No meat, no meat
I broiled it in water so deep
Tender, juicy meat
And now I won't get to eat
My meat, my meat
My meat, meat oooh
My meat, meat oooh
Without it it's so hard to eat
No meat, no meat
I am sorry I stole your meat
How about this tasty beet
Then we can call ourselves even
Do you expect one shriveled up beet
To pay for a whole pound of meat
You must be mistaken
(Chorus)
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Okay people!Here's the jist. Take the lyrics of a well known song and mess with them. Twist the meanings, alter the feelings, you know what I mean.
Make 'em yours baby.
One little rule though. Keep it vaguely clean please. Sure have some fun with innuendos and all that, but please, lay off the heavy dirt.
Alright, enough lecturing, GO GO GO!
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