Two of Hearts - Stacy Q

Okay, this is a parody to Stacy Q's Two of Hearts. Originally, Weird Al was supposed to write this song but he couldn't get through the copywrite laws. So, here's my version :)

It's called: Two Pop Tarts.

I-I-I-I-I-I…I need, I need you

I-I-I-I-I-I…I want two

I-I-I-I-I-I…I need you

I never said that I was gonna share my breakfast
no baby
There’s only two so Imma keep em’ to myself
oh yeah
People tell me that I’m gonna get fat
no baby
But I ignore them when they tell me stuff like that
come on come on

Two Pop Tarts
Two Pop Tarts in a pack
Two Pop Tarts
I want them, I want them
Two Pop Tarts
Two Pop Tarts in a pack
Two Pop Tarts
come on, come on

People get jealous cuz eat them every day
yeah baby
I guess they’re mommies never buy them these things
Never, never ever
I never thought that food could make me this happy
yeah baby
Pop them in the toaster and they’re done in the nick of time
Oh whoa, oh oh oh

Got this feeling that they’re not good in anyway
But I don’t care because they’re going to stay
You’ll never be able to tear us apart
But I gotta ask, what are these things made of?

Two Pop Tarts
Two Pop Tarts in a pack
Two Pop Tarts
I want them, I want them
Two Pop Tarts
Two Pop Tarts in a pack
Two Pop Tarts
come on, come on

I-I-I-I-I-I…I need, I need you

I-I-I-I-I-I need

I-I-I-I-I need

I need, I need, I need you

I never said that I was gonna share my breakfast
no baby
There’s only two so Imma keep em’ to myself
oh yeah
People tell me that I’m gonna get fat
no baby
But I ignore them when they tell me stuff like that
come on come on

People get jealous cuz eat them every day
yeah baby
I guess they’re mommies never buy them these things
Never, never ever
I never thought that food could make me this happy
yeah baby
Pop them in the toaster and they’re done in the nick of time
Oh whoa, oh oh oh

Two Pop Tarts
Two Pop Tarts in a pack
Two Pop Tarts
I want them, I want them
Two Pop Tarts
Two Pop Tarts in a pack
Two Pop Tarts
come on, come on

The End

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