Many scientists have complained that the classic song 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' from 'The Wizard of Oz' was not particularly accurate in scientific terminology. This version plans to fix that problem. Please remember that it won't rhyme or scan, so don't complain about that.
In an unspecified location above the visible spectrum
High in near-stratospheric orbit,
There is a land that I heard of
Once in a music-induced REM cycle.
In an unspecified location over the visible spectrum
Skies have a wavelength of ~450nm,
And the imagination sequences that you dare to sequence
Come to pass.
Someday I will wish upon a sphere of hydrogen being rapidly fused to form vast amounts of energy,
And wake up where the dense collections of water vapour,
Are far behind me.
Where worry-induced neuron reactions dissipate like a hard candy filled with lemon-flavoured sherbet
Away above the chimney tops
That is where you will locate me.
Somewhere over the visible spectrum
Sialia sialis use aeromechanics to maintain their bodies in the air
Birds do this over the visible spectrum.
Why then oh why can I not?
If happy little sialis fly
Beyond the visible spectrum
Why, oh why can I not?