Snippets

Everyday's conversations!

  • Did you just see that thing?
  • What thing?
  • That thing that fell off the sky.

 

  • Oh darling you have to be more careful, let me do it for you?
  • Oh thanks dear, I think I can handle it myself.

 

  • I don't know what's wrong with her, she's been acting like this since she got back from school.
  • Did you talk to her?.
  • No, I didn't. She wouldn't let me.

 

  • Uuuuuuuuunderstand what? you are just acting selfish.
  • I am not selfish.
  • YES YOU ARE.

 

  • When it fell I just couldn't move.
  • What was the status of the other passengers?
  • I don't know. I couldn't see anything.

 

  • Are you scared?
  • .....
  • Maybe you want a little bit motivation, don't you?
  • .....
  • HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

 

  • I smoked this pot last night.
  • sweeeet.
  • It was magnificent man. A quality man.

 

  • May I have this dance?
  • Mmm, ok.

 

  • MOM, it is the mailman.
  • Ok, I'm coming.
  • Hello!
  • Hello!
  • I have a package for you ma'am. Could you sign here please.
  • ......
  • Thanks.
  • Thanks, bye.

 

  • TAXI!
  • ......
  • Downtown please.
  • ......
  • Thanks.
  • Where in downtown?

 

  • What's your name doll?
  • ......
  • Are you afraid to tell uncle....?
  • Daddy told me not to talk to strangers.
  • Oh didn't he?

 

  • Hiii, I missed you so much.
  • I missed you too.
  • How was your trip.
  • Disaster, I threw up twice.

 

  • I told him not to call me ever again.
  • Good girl, that should give him a lesson.
  • Well, he shouldn't expect me to be back to him that easily after what he did flirting with that &!~(#.
  • He is such an @$$#0|€.

 

  • Why are we alive and grandpa is dead?
  • Because this is how it works.
  • What works?
  • Life my son. People die and people wait to die.
  • I wanna die.

 

  • Let's go ride this roller coaster.
  • Woooohoooo, let's do it!

 

  • Professor, but what if we added more sodium nitrate during the process, would this accelerate it?
  • The chemical reaction is so delicate at this point adding more sodium nitrate could fail the whole process.

 

  • Listen kid, it is a one way road, either you're at the start or at the finish line. You can't just quit in the middle.
  • I can.

 

  • I heard that her husband earns a 5 digits number a year.
  • I heard that too.
  • No he is not, my husband works at the same company and he told me this is not true.
  • How much does your husband earn a year?

 

  • Dad, I got the scholarship.
  • Terrific son, congratulations. That means you're leaving us soon. Your mother will be so upset.
  • I want you to tell her that. You can make it easy on her.
  • I will try, but you know your mother.

 

  • I love you. I love you. I love you.
  • Please, will you be quiet. OK I love you too.

 

  • PLEEEEEAAAASE, don't die on me...AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaah GOD.
  • I am sorry.

 

  • The African Penguin, also known as the Black-footed Penguin is found on the south-western coast of Africa, living in colonies on 24 islands between Namibia and Algoa Bay, near Port Elizabeth, South Africa, with the largest colony on Gansbaai, Western Cape, near Kleinbaai.
  • AWESOME!

 

  • Hey, the boss wants you.
  • Umm, do you know why?
  • No.
  • Oh, this is not going to be a good day.

 

  • I had a dream last night.
  • .....
  • I was holding a knife.
  • .....
  • And I killed you.
  • Aaaaah.
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