One day a cook wanted to make a soup. And he was out of mushrooms and went hunting for one. And the mushroom got scared. So he put a hat on and a fake mustache and hid. But he farted and the cook found him. He ran away from the cook. And then (this is where things get weird, guys) a cow pooped on him 100000000000000000000 times and farted And went moo The end.