Of all the fables and fairy tales I heard growing up, my favorite had to be "The Three Little Pigs". I felt there was a valuable lesson to be learned from this story.
Sadly, I have never been able to attain the awesomeness of brick-house piggy. At my best I am slightly better than stick-house piggy. At least I can say that I have always been better than straw-house piggy.
Dammit! Now I got that stupid Green Jelly song stuck in my head!