Buddy the Elf: I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!
Me: Me too! let us go share our love with the world! *runs off to share love*
Me *runs into Buddy* What are you doing?
Buddy: Handing out paper hearts to show my love!
Me: You are doing it wrong! Give them syrup! *Grabs syrup bottle and dumps it on man's head*
Buddy and I: YAY!