1. Why is the plural of dice, die? Doesn't that just feel like a premonition?
2. Who decided what words would be used for what? Why did they decided I was a girl and not a pumpkin?
3. What about that extra r in words that no one says (February, library)? What are those for?
4.Why are some letters in words silent (opossum, pterodactyl, lamb)? Did they want us to fail all of our spelling tests?
5. Why can we kill an animal and it's ok, but if we kill a person it's murder?