Wondering if there is a cat out there, one with a smile that stays long after she leaves. I’m looking for a cat with sharp clause, a good tale, and who likes to spin a yarn. I need a cat who gets my tongue, but knows there are nine lives, and wishes to give me opportunities to lick her paws and make amends, especially when I feel guilty and say "Me? Ow!" I long for a cat who seeks purrrrrpose, who likes to sit on hot tin roofs and drink milk while staring at a Jellicle Moon. If I find this cat, I’d whisker away so quickly, she might not land on her feet. If such a cat is out there, please drop something in my litter box with your reply.
-Rum Tum Tugger