Slightly overweight man with pinkish hue on cheeks seeking short person for working relationship. Must like animals and be comfortable with ‘toys.’ I’m a cold weather chap who likes to be by the fire, drink milk, and have a cookie now and then. I’m definitely an environmentalist with a special preference to evergreens. I like to travel extensively but only once a year and keep lists of all the people I meet. So, if you are nice, please expect a gift. My friends tell me I have a jolly old soul but need some help with my wardrobe. Others just say I’m too good to be true. If you are interested in long sleigh rides and don’t mind a few tiny hammers going bump in the night, please give me a jingle.