Seeking Helper

Seeking Helper

Slightly overweight man with pinkish hue on cheeks seeking short person for working relationship.  Must like animals and be comfortable with ‘toys.’ I’m a cold weather chap who likes to be by the fire, drink milk, and have a cookie now and then.  I’m definitely an environmentalist with a special preference to evergreens.  I like to travel extensively but only once a year and keep lists of all the people I meet. So, if you are nice, please expect a gift.  My friends tell me I have a jolly old soul but need some help with my wardrobe.  Others just say I’m too good to be true.  If you are interested in long sleigh rides and don’t mind a few tiny hammers going bump in the night, please give me a jingle.

-Kris

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