Reply: Seeking barfly

Where have you been all my life?  Where have you been all your life, come to that? 

    I'm your gal, I believe.  But then, I believe in pink elephants and those purple cockroaches I sometimes see on my walls when i open my eyes to put another couple of empties under the bed.

   You would have to be blind not to see that I am a well-preserved bird; a turkey.  A wild one, in fact.  We could have a WKD time together.  I would hock all my gin traps for your sake and it'd be a rum do if we didn't get together.  I'm loaded, by the way, absolutely rolling.

    If you don't want this to be a wasted opportunity, call me.  You'll find me under tthe nearest table.



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