Where have you been all my life? Where have you been all your life, come to that?
I'm your gal, I believe. But then, I believe in pink elephants and those purple cockroaches I sometimes see on my walls when i open my eyes to put another couple of empties under the bed.
You would have to be blind not to see that I am a well-preserved bird; a turkey. A wild one, in fact. We could have a WKD time together. I would hock all my gin traps for your sake and it'd be a rum do if we didn't get together. I'm loaded, by the way, absolutely rolling.
If you don't want this to be a wasted opportunity, call me. You'll find me under tthe nearest table.