Seeking barfly

Looking for the right woman to help me get to the bottom of things. I live a lush life, drinking in the destitution and depravity of mankind. I thirst for companionship, a lady with whom to have sex on the beach, to lie down under a blue moon, but certainly not a bloody mary. Hoping to live a long life together, toasting my friends, Mr. Daniels and Mr Morgan, two sobering gents whose proclivity for parties leaves me dizzy.  Please have own pair of glasses and know how to stir things up.Buzz me and let the phone ring a few times- I'll likely be hanging laundry, three sheets on this windy day.

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