Space available to rent, sell, or get rid of.
The space available is located between my boss's ears. It has barely been used except for a well used collection of swear words and put downs. Must find something useful to fill the space with soon. The loud wind whistling sound through empty space is really annoying.
Some suggestions for space use : kindness, compassion, some sort of intellect, a sense of humour might be nice. If you have need of this space, please apply
Angry employee, P.O. Box 123,