Large collection of used prepositions, including over, under, through, beyond, and beside. Also have a few trite cliches to give away, and one never-used descriptive phrase which contains profanity and the word 'nipple'.

Am also looking to trade a large set of well-worn adjectives. Will consider adverbs or fictional place names in return.

Will pay cash for new ways to attribute narrative dialogue. Already own  he/she said,  he/she repliedhe/she asked, he/she whispered,  and he grunted.

Also to give away:  796 sheets of printer paper. Blank.

Please call Writer's Block at extension 224

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