Are you my Pinocchio?
Puppet wanted for strings-attached sex. Extendable "nose" a bonus.
Call the puppet master-bator on 01234 567 890
Can you lend a hand?
I am disabled after having both my hands severed in a freak gardening accident (I wont go into details, but let's just say there was a pair of shears, some lube, and a great dane) and now find it hard to go about my daily tasks (you try tying your shoelaces with just two stumps... I'm only getting this typed up after spending months training my toes). I am looking for someone to help me with the following duties:
- Tying shoe laces
- Preparing food
- Paying bills
- Opening doors
The usual. Excellent rates and uniform provided (who hasn't wanted to dress up as a foam finger?). Call Nubs now