Message recorded at 7:23 p.m. November 20

"This Eloosive Detective Enterprises.  We are sorry we cannot answer your call at the moment, we are presently dealing with other clients on other lines.  At the beep, please leave your message and we will return your call as soon as possible.  Again, please wait for the beep ..................BEEEEEP!"

"D*mn I hate these things.  Hey, Big Loo, this is Mackenzie here, ian MacKenzie.  I just got a lead on this Noble dame.  The Brits have just posted on their Interpol line that they found some gal by the name of T. Heighway, locked in an upstairs room having lost her mind.  They found her claiming to be the reincarnation of Agatha Christie.  She its your description perfectly.  For a modest fee, I'll give you the details.  You know the number, Loo.  It's in your address book listed under People I Owe Money Too."

RATE THIS CHAPTER!

Click to View Author Guidance

I thought it might be fun to see what kind of personal ads or write-ups we could come up with for characters (or authors!). Think along the lines of the blurbs to be written as "profiles" on online dating sites, some of the profiles you see elsewhere and realize are just an advertisement that belongs in the personals column, or anything else you might find in the classifieds in the newspaper. Feel free to write responses to previous entries too. Would a character or author answer one of the posts? How?

updated Nov 16 '08 by CheshireGrin