Message recorded at 4:52 pm, November 19th

*muted conversation*

What? Oh, it's recording now.

*throat clearing noises*

Yes, we... er, I would like to post a reward for the return of our... um, my author.

Would you let me speak please?

Weee... err... were... were you to come across her I would be very appreciative. I don't have much to offer as a reward since I just started... er, was about to start a new job.

What? I'm not going to offer a story as a reward, stop talking nonsense.

Anyway, I'm very concerned about her well-being, I haven't heard from her in over a month and that's just not like her. Perhaps she has just gotten busy with another, more interesting story. With characters who aren't utterly hopeless. And stupid.

I am not being a big baby, shut up.

So, yeah... I don't really have a proper description of her. She answers to Noble and Tasha and Tricia and 'Hey you with all the talent' and some other names too.

If you find her please send her back our... um, my way. Thank you.

Rob and Pad... just Rob.

Transcribed by L. Barry Card

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I thought it might be fun to see what kind of personal ads or write-ups we could come up with for characters (or authors!). Think along the lines of the blurbs to be written as "profiles" on online dating sites, some of the profiles you see elsewhere and realize are just an advertisement that belongs in the personals column, or anything else you might find in the classifieds in the newspaper. Feel free to write responses to previous entries too. Would a character or author answer one of the posts? How?

updated Nov 16 '08 by CheshireGrin